The hero of the story is Vikram, 32 years old (fictional, but I am telling it as if it is about myself). I am of average height and weight, and I look like the actor Pradeep Ranganathan, but I weigh more than him, around 80 kg. My height is 172 cm, and I have an average body build. I have an elder brother, Vimal, who is 38 years old and works overseas in the IT sector. I work at my rural post office.

Both of us had arranged marriages and no luck with love. My brother and I are affectionate with each other, but we don’t show it much in public. My wife’s name is Sandhya, 30 years old now, and she somewhat looks like the Bollywood actress Anjali Patil. She’s 165 cm tall, weighs 50 kg, and her stats are 32-27-33. She’s now pregnant, in her eighth month, and has gone to her parents’ home after the baby shower.